if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy


my favourite part of this is

a lot of people think that a guy’s foot size is directly related to his dick’s size

so by all accounts, Kristoff was asking how well-endowed Hans was


We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.

#straight-girl envy





if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands

(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)