if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy
my favourite part of this is
a lot of people think that a guy’s foot size is directly related to his dick’s size
so by all accounts, Kristoff was asking how well-endowed Hans was
We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.